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JK Wedding video & more

I know I should not be writing about this video – according to Wired’s How to Behave : New Rules for Highly Evolved Humans.

But I have to – this post is for my not-so-wired friends about a phenomenon that took the net world by storm. It is a video of a wedding party that makes its entrance dancing to a song ( thanks to this video the song- Forever by Chris Brown – went to the top in iTunes ).

Here is the real video :

And here is the spoof from college humour -Unexpected Divorce Intro – which takes things a little too far..:)

Enjoy !

How to make a decision?

The last decade of my life has been very interesting – I had to take decisions at various points in my personal life as well as in my career – a few times the choice was very clear, at times both the choices looked equally attractive and at times both looked equally hard and difficult.

So how do we decide which one to take?
The thumbrule I have is – take the harder path. By harder I mean – I might have to work harder, educate myself on something new, might have to let go off my comfort zone, let go off things I love. But this might not be the case always – at times the easier option was also the best option.

So how do we know if the choice we had made is the right one?
The answer is – we will never know. If there was something called time travel then perhaps we will know. So I tell myself – the decision I took was the right one – always. I never regret on any decision I had taken because I know just around the corner I have one more decision to make which will be harder than the previous one. These things just keep coming 🙂

How about instincts & gut feeling?

Absolutely go for it – this works 9/10 times. From my personal experience and what I have found out from others – listening to your inner feeling, your heart – has a good success rate. I recommend reading Alchemist by Paulo Coelho – which will help open your ears to this heart/gut feeling of yours.
The Usual disclaimer : This post cannot be held responsible for the decisions you will be taking in your life 🙂

Fuses blowing off is a good thing

Can anyone spot what is wrong with this picture? Look closely – there are no fuse carriers and the lines have been shorted by a thick piece of wire.
Wondering what it means? – When an electric surge happens – there is no fuse that will blow and break the circuit. The surge will go right into the homes and kill all the devices which are On at that time – TVs, bulbs, mobile chargers…
I am not trying to educate BESCOM electricians – they are lazy & crazy and they don’t read my blog – but this post is about unit tests.
Last week I answered a questionnaire for a friend of mine who is doing a course work about Agile – one of the questions was – Is it not absurd to write unit tests?
The above picture is the answer to the question. Unit tests are like fuses – they blow up in your build and prevent a blow up in production in future. Commenting out an unit test is like shorting the circuit with a thick piece of wire – like in the above picture.
For eg., when a developer forgets to do a null check – and the failing unit test is not fixed, but instead is commented out – your users will be greeted with a Null Pointer exception on the last screen of a payment page. Imagine how mad your client will be?
Anyway I rest my case – next time when you comment out a failing test – think of that picture – and imagine a surge happening and hitting a 52″ Plasma TV showing the last ball of a 20-20 match…pattt…bshhhhhh – and a bunch of hideously laughing BESCOM electricians.

Microsoft’s battles

Microsoft is fighting lot of battles – that is one problem of being big.

OS : Windows vs OS X, Linux, Solaris, and now Google Chrome OS
Email : Hotmail/Live vs GMail, YMail
Search : Bing vs Google,Yahoo..
Database : MS Sql Server vs Oracle,MySQL,PostgreSql..
IM : MSN Messenger vs GTalk, Yahoo Messenger,IRC,Pidgin
Programming platform : .NET vs Java..
Languages : C#,VB.NET,ASP.NET vs Java, Ruby,Python,PHP,Perl..
Mobile OS : Windows Mobile vs Android, OS X, Symbian..
Media player : Zune vs iPod, Creative, Sony..
Office Suite : Microsoft Office vs OpenOffice, Google Apps
Browser : Internet Explorer vs Firefox, Safari, Chrome, Opera
Gaming Platform : XBox vs Nintendo, Sony and now iPhone
Vector graphics for web : Silverlight vs Flash, Flex
My head is spinning. If you notice the ones on the right of VS – for instance Opera – that is their entire life – the reason for their existence. They are focusing all their energies and souls into their products -yet Microsoft is able to match them and give a good fight.
Even though I am a MS baiter, I have to admit – Microsoft is good.
The above list is not complete. What other battles you think Microsoft is fighting?

Get inspired by the Spartans : “300” Movie Review

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Have you seen the movie – 300? It is the story of 300 Spartans who defy all logic and fight against wave after wave of attacks by a much bigger Persian army. Technically it is a well made movie and is a good entertainer – but as an entrepreneur you can draw lot of inspiration from this movie.

The Spartans were severely outnumbered – but they believed in their abilities, their training, the trust they had with one another – sounds familiar? 🙂

As an entreprenur you will have to fight lot of battles – thought not as gory as Spartans.

Fight against a well established player :

Like the Spartans, when Apple started they had to fight IBM. When Pepsi started it had to fight Coke. You can find so many stories where a small company challenged the giant in the industry. If you are one of those entrepreneurs fighting a bigger player – keep going. If you believe in your abilties, in your team – even if it is small – you can win the battle eventually.

Fight against established norms :

Spartans did not believe that they had to match the enemy one to one in number. If they had stuck to the established military principle – they would have lost the battle even before it began. But they defied the established norm and held the Persian army at bay.

When twitter started, there was criticism. Why will anyone want to limit their thoughts to 140 characters when there are blogs? – and look what is happening today.

In NewZealand, Tendulkar was sent to open the innings, and instead of protecting the wicket and seeing through the initial overs,  he took advantage of the open boundaries and accelerated the score. Purists criticised him for rash play – but he changed Cricket forever.

Bend the rules to your advantage :

Spartans bent the rule by making Persians enter a smaller area to fight – so inspite of the Persian army having a larger force  they were forced to send only a few at a time to fight with the Spartans – which the Spartans decimated.

This is what all management books say – find out what is your core competency, your strength  – and try to  focus on that –  try and dictate how the battle has to be fought.

Take a couple of hours off – and you and your team watch this movie together – it will be quite an inspiration.

Some interesting quotes from the movie :

“Immortals… we put their name to the test. “

“We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do! “

“Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty… For tonight, we dine in hell! “

“The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, even a God-king can bleed.”

Staples Print Center’s gift to me – Khatra.exe

Last weekend I went to Staples Print Center in Marathahalli – Printo has closed shop and moved out. And when I got home I plugged the USB drive into Vista and AVG Anti Virus did not complain – but I saw a program called Khatra.exe asking for Admin privileges to run.

Then I rebooted into Ubuntu and was horrified to see the files that were there. There were folders and lots of exes. Now I am upset with 2 entities here.
1. Staples Print Center
Printo always scans the flash drives ( even if it used to take time ) and not once they loaded viruses on to my USB drive. Wish Staples learns from their competitor and educates their employees to follow proper process ( I am sure Staples will have it in their employee handbook ).
2. Vista
I did not give administrative privileges to Khatra.exe, still it managed to copy itself in the registry in some 10 places, got itself added to startup , and had the guts to ask again for administrative privileges when I rebooted.
I am shocked that inspite of all the zombie Windows XPs on the net, Microsoft has not learnt a thing – it is still a MG road platform – anyone can come, sit, pitch their tent and start doing business.
I am seriously considering investing in Codeweaver or trying out Virtual Box for Ubuntu – Office is one thing that forces me to reboot to Windows. It has wasted a few hours of my time – imagine the billions of hours people will be losing all over the world because of poor security measures in the OS.

Some random photos

Photos shot on my Nokia 6630


with his Avva in Reliance Footprint while his Ma shops !

this is equivalent of commenting out the failing test because the entire build was failing ! forgot where I took this one.

in Lal Bagh or Cubbon park – one of them.
after Prithvi’s birthday party.
Achu, this is for you !
on the terrace – should be the world for this little ant !
He is a Royal Challengers fan, but was just being nice.

Next in human evolution – use mouth for carrying stuff, so hands are free to tweet and blog.

ApartmentAdda Interview & an update

TheIndianStartup.com interviewed us recently – you can read about the interview in their blog.

Now for the update, my startup is no more a sole-proprietorship. It is now a Private Limited firm – 3Five8 Technologies Pvt. Ltd. When I started – sole proprietorship made sense – because it did not cost anything, nothing to register and I can concentrate on building the portal.
However, after the launch and after winning Adda’s first premium customer and the subsequent customers I dealt with all had this uneasiness doing business with a sole proprietor. I understood that sole proprietorship was not sufficient any more. Finally kicked off the process in April sometime – took close to 2 months in my case because of various reasons.
Having a Pvt. Ltd. company gives confidence to my customers.
And it did cost quite a bit :
1. It costs quite a lot to register…. around 27k.
2. Every year the company has to submit its audited finances – even if it makes a loss. This is again around 25k every year.
3. You cannot simply shutdown a company. The procedure is very cumbersome and one has to get NoCs from every possible nook and corner.
4. Had to deposit 1 Lakh as initial investment – or show assets worth 1 Lakh to start.
I cannot imagine what the formalities will be for making a Public Ltd. company. If I do it one day I will blog here 🙂
Are you wondering what is 3Five8? – There is a sound reasoning behind the name but I am still debating whether to explain it or let people keep guessing what it means !

Book reviews on my new blog

I have started writing here in http://artofstart.theindianstartup.com. The theme mainly is books that are inspiring and valuable for an entrepreneur.

Here are the three posts I have written :
Follow your heart like Santiago – review of The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
Blaze a new path like Howard Roark – review of The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
Find the tipping point of your venture – review of The Tipping Point by Malcolm Gladwell
I will continue writing in this blog about technical things and a developer’s perspective of running a startup and of course my frustrations with that browser and that operating system 🙂

Find the tipping point of your venture

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“The Tipping Point” is another interesting book from Malcolm Gladwell. “Tipping points” are the levels at which the momentum for change becomes unstoppable. He analyses how social epidemics start and classifies 3 kinds of people you will need – who will help your product/portal/message reach the tipping point.

Connectors : Connectors are passive information passers. “Hi I heard about this cool website…” – is what they will say – and they will say this to quite a few.

Mavens : Mavens are more factual. “Do you know you can get this and this done in this website…” – is what they will say. They analyze threadbare the features/shortcomings and will help the listener make a fair judgement of the product.

Salesmen : Salesmen are more persuasive.  “You should be using this website because it will save you time and effort….” is what they will say.  They not only do the job of mavens – by giving you facts but they also will list out the advantages in such a manner that will make the listener run and get it.

You have to spot the connectors, mavens and salesmen among your customers. The tried and tested advertising is word of mouth – it is very hard to get this kind of advertising, but this is the only way you can “tip” your business.

So – rethink your strategy. How do you get people to talk about your product – is it through doing more SEO, is it through meaningful articles on a blog, is it by talking more to your customers?  Wish I knew the right answer 🙂 – but it does raise interesting questions – and in the answers lie the strategy to help your venture reach its tipping point.

Some interesting quotes from the book :

“The three rules of the Tipping Point — The Law of the Few, the Stickiness Factor, the Power of Context — offer a way of making sense of epidemics. They provide us with direction for how to go about reaching a Tipping Point.”

” Acquaintances, in short, represent a source of social power, and the more acquaintances you have the more powerful you are.”

“Ideas and products and messages and behaviors spread just like viruses do.”